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Nothing on this website is news. None of it happened. Where a piece is marked REAL, it is a genuine link we made ourselves; where it is marked TRUE, the fact itself is accurate, which we find as alarming as you do. Everything else — every quote, every statistic, every reader letter, every lonely heart — is made up.

No opinion expressed by any invented reader, correspondent, or columnist should be taken as the view of ffs.one, its staff, or anyone real. No opinion expressed by any real member of staff should be taken as considered legal advice, on this or any subject.

If you believe something on this site refers to you specifically: it does not. Britain contains a great many people doing a great many odd things, and we simply got there first, in fiction.